sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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