I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
