i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Just high enough for therapy.
That accounts for only three of the penises
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Randomize
