nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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