I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
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i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
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Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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