This girl is more easily done than said...
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
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What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
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Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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