if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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