Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I wish i was in the wii world.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
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