...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
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