How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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