to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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