the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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