smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
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He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
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Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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