I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
where are my eyebrows?
I party with great urgency now.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Randomize
