okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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