break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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