Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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