I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
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It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
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no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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