Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
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I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
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I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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