if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
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