I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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