did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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