Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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