it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
