idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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