try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
The beers last night were like the tears from god
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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