Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
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Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
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It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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