The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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