She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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