You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
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Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
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I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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