sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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