He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
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She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
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I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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