I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
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I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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