Ambien. No doubt about it.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
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If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
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nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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