My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Who died my cat blue again?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize
