So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
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I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
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Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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