This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
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i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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