Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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