Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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