He is such a slut. More and more my type.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
