At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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