lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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