When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
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They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
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Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Randomize