he shaved USA in his pubs
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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