i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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