Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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