If that was your dad, he is hot
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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