so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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