I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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