you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
