Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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