i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
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Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
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He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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