Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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