You can't motorboat a personality
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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