I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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