Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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