Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
The power of my boobs compel you
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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